Dammitt!!

[juliebata]

Every single night for the more than a week, incredible heartburn. No matter what I eat, or when. Shooting pain if I try to lie flat. Even if I'm tired. Happening now. Really pissed. Making matters worse- GIANT SPIDER on the wall! Kill it!! Kill it!!
I hate my life...

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[whumpdotcom.livejournal.com]

You must understand, spiders are the only form of life on Earth that evolved with a purpose. That purpose is to get Juliebata, so while they eat other critters, their real goal is quite sinister.

Meanwhile, not to sound like a scold, but Juliebata, get thee to a physician.