Dammitt!!

[juliebata]

Every single night for the more than a week, incredible heartburn. No matter what I eat, or when. Shooting pain if I try to lie flat. Even if I'm tired. Happening now. Really pissed. Making matters worse- GIANT SPIDER on the wall! Kill it!! Kill it!!
I hate my life...

Comments

[holyoutlaw.livejournal.com]

That sounds serious. Maybe you should have it checked out.

Signed,

someone who always puts off going to the doctor for things like this.




KILL THE SPIDER!!!!!!!

um -

[persimmon.livejournal.com]

IANAD - but to the best of my knowledge, heartburn doesn't last for a week. Please, could you go see a doctor and have it checked out?

Oh, and leave the spider alone - think of it as an organic flytrap, self-cleaning, self-propelled and ecologically sound!

[stealthpup.livejournal.com]

GIANT SPIDER on the wall! Kill it!! Kill it!!

But it's helping to rid your home of other buggy-type critters! :'-(

[whumpdotcom.livejournal.com]

You must understand, spiders are the only form of life on Earth that evolved with a purpose. That purpose is to get Juliebata, so while they eat other critters, their real goal is quite sinister.

Meanwhile, not to sound like a scold, but Juliebata, get thee to a physician.