Vexation.....

[juliebata]

Start computer.
Wait about three minutes.
Connect modem.
Wait one minute.
Open Outlook Express. Anything good? No.
Delete spam. Minimize.
Open Internet Explorer.
Wait one to three minutes.
List Favorites. Pick LJ.
Wait one or two minutes.
Cat jumps on lap. Pet. Talk to.
Log in. Wait one to five minutes.
Click on Friends.
Wait at least two minutes.
Error! Cannot open Juliebata's friends page. Connection with the server has been reset.
Click OK.
Hit Refresh.
Wait three minutes.
Go pee.
Now the page is there.
Finally start reading.
Click on a comment.
Wait one to three minutes.
Error! Cannot open page. Connection has been reset.
Hit Refresh. Go grab a snack.
Now the comments are there.
Read them. Click on Back.
Wait three or more minutes.
Error! Download of specified resource has failed.
Hit Refresh.
Again with the three or more minutes.
Back where I wanted to be.
Pee again.
Wish my phone would ring.
Click on another comment. Or on a link that looks interesting.
Or on a username of someone I don't know, but I want to see their journal. Try to keep up with active and interesting friends and communities WITHOUT GOING INSANE!!!!!! AAARRGGGGG!!!!
I gotta pee.
-Juliebata

Comments

[rdkeir.livejournal.com]

I think you have the start of a musical there ... possibly a recitative.

Musical Juliebata

[bibliofile.livejournal.com]

Sounds like something They Might Be Giants would put to music.