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My ancient, beloved, glacially slow computer got a memory upgrade yesterday! Hooray!
When I moved in November, St. [Unknown site tag] (oops- Replyhazy)
reassembled my computer, making sure everything was put back together the way it was supposed to be. I had no idea what plugged into what! She then made sure all the parts still talked to each other, and the modem still talked to the outside world. I could not survive without such friends! I asked for suggestions as to what, if anything, could be changed or added to make my system better. She said I could probably use some more memory, and our friend KN would be the one to talk to, he's a hardware guy. I don't see him very often, so when I finally did, I asked if he'd be willing to take a look at my computer. So Friday night, he and his wife KN came over, toured my fabulous bachelorette pad, played with the cat, and he diagnosed my computer. "Oh yeah," he said, "you need more memory." "I've got some spare chips at home in the basement that'd probably double your capacity." He also told me that our local university sells surplus computers that are younger and faster than mine, and we could probably cobble together an upgraded system for me pretty cheaply. This is very good news.
The three of us went out for a lovely Indian dinner, then stopped back at their house to pick up the chips. I got to meet their new cat, one of the hairless variety, with skin like varm velvet. Then back to my place to install the memory. KN also set it up so that on Monday morning, after I leave for work, my hard drive will spend several hours "de-fragging" itself. I don't know what this really means exactly, but he said it's a good thing, and I trust him. I thanked him profusely. So, now my computer has a bit more brainpower. It will always be slow, since my modem is also rather primative, but I'm very happy.
-Juliebata

Date: 2003-03-01 01:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hawkida.livejournal.com
You know how small change accumulates? How there's a few pennies here and a pile of change there and in the bottom of some pocket you'll find some more? Well, imagine the money fairy comes to your house, collects up all the little bits of change, counts it up and changes it for a bunch of five dollar bills, left neatly in a pile on the counter. That's kind of what deframenting your drive is doing, only with disk space instead of cash. All the stuff you put on your computer, and the times when it runs out of real memory and uses the hard disk for virtual memory, and all the stuff you delete... everything like that makes your computer's hard drive full of little bitty chunks of memory. When something comes along that wants a big chunk to itself it has to seek one out that's big enough to use. Kinda like if the pizza dude turns up wanting paying - using the five dollar bills is simple. Rushing round the place digging out all the small change is ineffective and takes longer.

So, um, yeah - defragging the hard drive is a good thing. Especially if you want pizza.

wow!

Date: 2003-03-01 01:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] replyhazy.livejournal.com
This is the BEST non-technical explanation of drive defragmentation I've ever heard! Fabulous!

Re: wow!

Date: 2003-03-01 02:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hawkida.livejournal.com
Thank you. Analogies R Us.

Re: wow!

Date: 2003-03-01 02:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] juliebata.livejournal.com
Yes! Thank You! Brilliant analogy! KN explained what the computer was going to be doing to itself, and I sort of got it, but now I REALLY understand! And I want pizza...
-Juliebata

Re: wow!

Date: 2003-03-01 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] holyoutlaw.livejournal.com
mmmmmmmpizza.....

Re: wow!

Date: 2003-03-01 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maureenkspeller.livejournal.com
So there I was, reading down this thread, being impressed with the analogy and the updated computer, and thinking how wonderful the KNs are (and remembering the possum story, for good measure) and I tripped over the last post (that would be yours) and was seized with the desire to laugh hysterically. Which is good as there is absolutely nothing else to laugh about hysterically today so far, except in so far as when I'm feeling hysterical.

Re: wow!

Date: 2003-03-02 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] holyoutlaw.livejournal.com
mmmmmmlaughing hysterically...

Nope, I'd rather have pizza.

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Re: wow!

Date: 2003-03-02 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] replyhazy.livejournal.com
mmmmmmmmmmm, possums....

Re: wow!

Date: 2003-03-03 10:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stealthpup.livejournal.com
You mean "road pizza".

Enough accolades...

Date: 2003-03-10 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
So, how do you do it in OSX?
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