She's here, taunting me....

I saw her again this morning. I was opening the blinds and there she was, hanging from a thread of silk. THAT DAMN SPIDER!! Hiding, waiting, plotting, biding her time till she can jump out at the right moment and get me. She escaped into the strings before I could kill her. I would have stopped at nothing, but I was running late for work. Dammit!
Tomorrow morning, I'm scheduled for a root canal. Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!!
-Juliebata